Saturday, June 20, 2009

A new villain for Superman, a new writer for "Justice League of America."


DC Comics has announced that James Robinson ("Justice League: Cry for Justice") and Mark Bagley ("Trinity") will be the new creative team behind "Justice League of America," come this October. The DC Source has gotten a few words from Robinson on this new assignment, and a very cool piece of art from Bagley. If that wasn't enough to get us excited, yesterday they also released a full color version of Bagley's work (see above).

I am now officially excited. This first image looks amazing, and I can only imagine what Robinson has in store for us that would render that image a reality.

In other DC news, TV Guide is reporting that Brian Austin Green ("90210") is coming to the next season of "Smallville," as one of Superman's most dangerous enemies, Metallo (John Corben).

I haven't seen a lot of Green's work, but Metallo, if done correctly, is a frighteningly cool villain. The fact that Metallo is literally powered by the one substance on Earth that can take out The Man of Steel, all but guarantees an interesting fight. On more than one occasion, Superman's battles with Metallo have ended up forcing him to rely on his wits to survive the encounter. That's a situation I always love to see, because I think it is an important aspect of Superman's character that he's a lot more than strength and speed, he's also a clever and capable strategist when the situation demands it.

Whatever direction they go in, I sincerely hope they do this fantastic villain justice.

The new season of "Smallville," starts Friday, Sept 25th 8/7C.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Batman: Streets of Gotham #1


"Batman: Streets of Gotham," is a brand new monthly series from the team of Paul Dini and Dustin Nguyen. A partnership most famous for their work on "Detective Comics," Nguyen and Dini combine stellar, and engaging art with fantastic stories and top notch characterization. Their work on "Batman: Streets of Gotham," is no exception.

The first issue sees Dini laying the groundwork for an interesting run. Two plot lines showcase old enemies, both with the potential to cause plenty of trouble for Gotham in the future. The rescue of a young girl from a horrific life by a mysterious stranger is another piece of the groundwork, and one that I am interested to see more of. The last thread brings in a villain usually relegated to the second string, and gives him a scheme ambitious enough to thrust him into a much higher profile role. The sheer destructiveness of his plan is rivaled only by it's gruesome nature.

In addition, we get to see the new Batman interacting with Commissioner Gordon and Gotham P.D, an aspect of this title that I am particularly excited about. After all, Dick Grayson has known and respected Commissioner Gordon since he was a child, and is even an ex-police officer himself. Those two facts alone are sure to affect the dynamic between Gotham's official and unofficial protectors.

The writing is enjoyable and easy to read, with none of the awkward phrasing that can be such a problem in comic books. Dini’s Commissioner Gordon is always a treat to read, and I found myself liking his take on Damian Wayne, the new Robin.

The issue closes with an incredibly cool bit of action from Robin that really showcases how much of an impact good art can make. The action scenes are clear, concise and give the reader a great feeling of motion, and excitement. And as good as the action is, the atmosphere the artists create is just as impressive, it gives the book a feel and a mood that fits well with the characters and the content.

The artistic team does a fantastic job of utilizing shadow and muted colors to give Gotham that characteristic look of a big, dirty city where the towering skyline prevents all but a few rays of sunshine to reach the streets below. It's a really lovely affect, and the pale, off-color sunshine evokes the feeling that the ugliness that pervades Gotham has even gone so far as to pollute the very air.

Overall, I enjoyed this title a great deal. The art was beautiful, the writing enjoyable and the way this issue ended has me eagerly anticipating issue number two.

"Batman: Streets of Gotham #2,"
is scheduled for release on July 15th, 2009.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

This Weekend is the Red River Shootout! Get them Horns Up!!!


This Saturday is the Red River Shootout (also known as the Red River Rivalry for you young 'uns.).

For those of y'all that don't know, that means that the undefeated University of Texas Longhorns will face bitter (and stanky) rival, OU at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas.

It is an old rivalry dating all the way back to 1900, when Oklahoma was still just a territory.

Overall, Texas leads the series. Mostly because we're awesome like that, and partly because of our enormous testicles.

It's true.

Anywho, this year's meeting could very well decide who goes to the National Championship. Right now OU is ranked #1 and Texas is #5. If Texas defeats OU they will certainly rise in the rankings and provided they win out could go all the way to the National Championship.

For the next few days until the big game, I'm posting fun facts about the University and some cool media I think you'll enjoy that will get everybody in the UT spirit.

Today, we're focusing on LHB, otherwise known as the Longhorn Band.

They're those devastatingly handsome fellows and sexy ladies, you always see at the games, dressed to the nines in their Sunday best fringe and pure, white Stetsons. Rowr!!

Cut me off a piece of that!!!!

Anywho, they're a big part of what makes Texas football so exciting and they've been out there doing their thing since 1900.


They are an old, venerable (but still sexy!) institution with many proud traditions.

One of the most poignant traditions is that of The President's Ring.

LHB is also in possession of the world's largest marching drum, Big Bertha, which is awesome.

LHB has never failed to put me in the Texas Football spirit, so to put you, gentle reader, into the spirit I've got some super inspiring music from the Showband of the Southwest themselves.

So, without further ado...

Ladies and Gentlemen, The University of Texas Longhorn Band!!!!
(open media links in new window)

Texas Fight
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And it's goodbye to A&M.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And we'll put over one more win.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Hail, Hail, The gang's all here,
And it's good-bye to all the rest!

(YELL)
Yea Orange! Yea White!
Yea Longhorns! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!
Texas Fight! Texas Fight,
Yea Texas Fight!

The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The Eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
For it's Texas that we love best.
Hail, Hail, The gang's all here,
And it good-bye to all the rest!


Note: The line, "Hail, Hail, the gang's all here" is usually replaced with "Give 'em hell, Give 'em hell, Go Horns Go!"

The Yellow Rose of Texa
s

March Grandioso

T-E-X-A-S is spelled out along with the music at the hits.

Wabash Cannonball
Darrell K. Royal's favorite tune. You know you love it too. I know I do! It's sassy!!!

Yeah, try not to dance. It's impossible!

And finally....

The Eyes of Texas
Our school song.

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
'Till Gabriel blows his horn!

Here's some more great Longhorn Band sounds.

And here's some great info on some of our beloved traditional songs.

Hook 'Em Horns!! Beat the Hell Outta OU!!


Radiation Update Day Seven!!!



Well kiddies, it's day seven of my radioactivity and I'm sorry to say, I've seen absolutely no signs that I have developed god-like super powers of any kind.

I know, I'm sad too.

One thing I did develop though was a horrific cold/flu thing!!

Yay!!!

Oh, wait, no. It sucked donkey dong. Never mind, no yay for that. In fact, fuck that. It really sucked.

Anyway, on this past Friday, I started feeling achy, and developed a runny nose. Part of me hoped it was burgeoning superpowers, you know like in "Spider-Man," where Petey gets all sickly and passes out after he gets bit by the spider?

Well, it wasn't superpowers, it was just the flu or something and by Saturday, I was sick as a dog.

I ended up spending the majority of the day asleep or completely miserable, or both. Then proceeded to sleep for 14 straight hours on Sunday.

I'm still trying to take it easy, but am feeling much better today.

So, thanks for asking!

Tomorrow, I get to go to the endocrinologist's and find out how my thyroid is doing.

Then I get to come home and launder all my radioactive shit, throw away my toothbrush, clean up the mess that accumulated during my convalescence and time permitting, go look for Halloween costumes!!!

Whoo-hoo! Wish me luck!

Congrats to UT on their 38-14 Win Over Colorado!!!

Hook 'Em Horns!! Well done on your 38-14 win over the Colorado Buffs. Tighten up that O-line and give Colt and the running game a bit more time though would you?

Oh, and props to Colt on his super impressive self awareness on that connection with Ogbonnaya for what ended up being a 65 yard touchdown. Great job! Gotta say that Ogbannaya really shined at this past game.

The Horns did a great job against a hostile crowd and came away with another impressive win.

Believe me, the Colorado crowd is not nice.

Anyway, Hook 'Em Horns!

Best of luck this week as you prepare for the Red River Shootout this weekend in Dallas.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Super Power Update....

It's day two of my radioactivity, and as of yet there has been no sign that I have manifested superpowers.

Unless of course, you count the massive amount of peeing I've been doing lately. Although, me thinks that due more to the fact that I've been drinking a fuckton of liquids to help flush my system.

Also, I don't really see how useful peeing all the time is as a superpower.

Oh well.

I'm Radioactive Mother Fuckers!!!!



Hey kids and kidettes! Guess what? Well, as you might have guessed from my super subtle title, my ass is totally radioactive right now.

What's that? How you ask?

Well, it's actually rather simple. You see I have a disease called Graves disease. It's an autoimmune disease that can wreak all kinds of havoc on your body. One of the many fun side effects of Graves disease is hyperthyroidism. Which means my thyroid is a super over achiever and makes a fuckton more thyroid hormone than I need.

Unfortunately, that can cause all kinds of problems for yours truly. Such as accelerated heart rate, tremors (especially of the hands. It sucks trust me), mania, depression, racing thoughts, an inability to concentrate and weight loss.

Over time it can even cause permanent damage to your heart. The point is kiddies, that it sucks.

A lot.

So, I am getting treatment. The anti-thyroid drugs I was taking didn't work. Boo. So now I'm undergoing radioactive iodine treatment.

The goal is to use a very small amount of radioactive iodine to disable my thyroid to the point where it is only producing the amount of thyroid hormone that I need. Thus, ridding me of these foul symptoms that have been a thorn in my side for far too long! Also, maybe it will cure me of my tendency to randomly channel Dr. Doom. Curse you Richards!!!!

Oops, sorry.

Anyway, the side affect to ingesting radioactive shit, is that I am very slightly radioactive, and am in a sort of mini quarantine. Nothing serious, I just can't be too close to people for a few days. Also, no swapping spit (bummer) or urinating into people's mouths anymore (also bummer)
so that kinda sucks.

Anysploo, I'm gonna find a spider, trap it in a jar over my hand and piss it the fuck off until it bites me. Then, it's superhero city baby!! Whoohoo!

So, if in a few days you hear about some superhot lady crawling all over buildings and foiling criminals...actually I don't know what to tell you about that.

However, if in a few days you hear about a mildly attractive lady, crawling all over buildings in an extremely poorly made costume, foiling criminals, then don't worry. It's just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman.

(Namely, me)

I wonder how long it takes to have those little cards printed up....

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Longhorns Take out Arkansas in 52-10 Victory!!!

The Horns took out old rival, Arkansas in a great 52-10 victory.

Again Colt McCoy looked incredible, (as did his receivers) throwing for three passing TDs, two to Shipley and one to Cosby. McCoy also completed an impressive 17 out of 19 passes. Awesome.

As if that wasn't good enough, Colt also ran for two TDs. Way to go Pistolas!

Defense again looked good. Well done there.

One misstep was by backup QB Chiles, whose fumbled ball resulted in an Arkansas TD. However, I'd much rather he make such mistakes in a game where we are up 52-3 than in a game that is closer. Get the stupid mistakes out of the way now, so that you don't make them in games where it can really hurt us.

Anyway, well done Horns! Keep up the great work!!

Hook 'Em Horns!!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Happy Birthday Mark Hamill!!!!!!


It's Mark Hamill's birthday today!!! He's all of 57 years of age. An age I feel, is one appropriate for retrospection.

In that spirit, let us ruminate on a few of the awesome things Mr. Hamill has done over the years.

There was that time he was on "The Flash," as The Flash's coolest villain ever, The Trickster. I remember the night well. I was but a lass then, it was before the days of the internet scoops, and as such, it came as a complete surprise to me to see Mark Hamill in my brand new episode of "The Flash." It was indeed glorious and it would go on to spawn a rather intense love for the character that persists to this day. (Curse you D. C for killing my beloved James Jesse!!!)

There was also the time that Mark reprised his role of The Trickster for the super awesome "Justice League Unlimited." This time I knew it was coming, but that knowledge did nothing to dampen my squealing, girlish excitement. Best Flash centric episode ever!!
Yeah, that's right, you heard me. BEST. EVER! I love me some Rogues!

Oh yeah there was also the time he was The Hobgoblin in "Spiderman: The Animated Series." And he is such an incredibly talented voice actor, that I couldn't tell at all. Years later, I would come to realize that my favorite Spidey villain was in fact voiced by my favorite voice actor. It was cool.

Speaking of cool voice acting, Mark Hamill also happened to voice one of the coolest, most bad ass characters of all time, when he took the reins as The Clown Prince of Crime himself, The Joker, in "Batman: The Animated Series." I adored The Joker from the moment I saw this show, and my undying, fanatical devotion has never wavered since. And at the time I had no idea that my boy Mark was the man behind the laughter. Neat right?

The man is a ridiculously awesome voice actor of the old school tradition. You know, the kind that actually use different, original voices instead of just using their regular speaking voices? Yeah, you know, real voice actors. Seriously, if the man doesn't want you to know it's him doing the voice, you ain't gonna know.

I mean check out his Solomon Grundy. Where the hell did that come from? Pretty sweet right?

I know, I know, it's incredible. Believe me, I know.

If you can't tell, I'm a huge fan of animation. I love the medium, I think you can do fantastic things that just aren't feasible with other mediums. And I have a deep and abiding respect for the men and women of the voice acting community. They are some of the most skilled actors out there today. Kudos to you ladies and gents!

However, that does not mean I am blind to the wonders of live action film either. And in that medium Mark has done some pretty badass stuff too.

Take, for instance, "The Big Red One." Sam Fuller's semi autobiographical war epic, that is in fact unbelievably awesome, and sad and horrific. But it is a great flick that was unfortunatly, maimed horribly by the studio at the time of it's release, leaving it a shade of it's former glory.
Thankfully, for you and me, years later, Mr. Fuller's original vision was put back together in the form of "The Big Red One: The Reconstruction." It is actually one of my favorite war movies, and strangely, contains one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen in a war movie (the bit inside the tank, watch it, you'll see) and one of the saddest (the little boy in Marvin's arms). It is filled with incredible moments from start to finish, not least of which are the parts in the ovens, and the bangalore pipe. I don't think I took a breath during either scene. Oh yeah, and Mark Hamill is in it. He's Griff. And he does a ridiculously awesome job.

Oh yeah, he was also in a little movie called "Star Wars." Played the part of Luke Skywalker. You know, the ridiculously good looking, absolutely badass ace fighter pilot and Jedi extradonaire? Yeah, you know, THE HERO!! Yeah, that was Mark.

The man inspired an entire generation of children to aspire to be no less than full fledged Jedi Knights upon reaching adulthood. Good for him!

I advise all of you to spend the night with your favorite Mark Hamill movie, cartoon, or if you're very lucky, Mark Hamill. (Mrs. Hamill, that one's for you)

I myself am about to watch that "Freakazoid!" episode where Mark makes a cameo as.....HIMSELF!!! It's his greatest role. Then I will spend the rest of the night watching "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm," and all the old episodes of "B:TAS."

For old times sake.

Then, time permitting, I will watch all three "Star Wars," movies, in order, all the while grinning like a complete idiot.

See what you do to me Mark?!

Oh also, speaking of Mark doing a cameo of himself, you should totally find and watch "The Simpsons," episode entitled, "Mayored to the Mob." It has a particularly awesome cameo by Mr. Hamill, proving that some celebrities do in fact have a sense of humor. Also, you get to hear his super, impressive rendition of the theme from, "The Bodyguard."

Whitney Houston, eat your heart out!

Happy Birthday Mark, and here's to many more!

P.S-I could go on and on about all the reason why Mark Hamill is awesome, but I will leave you with these two comments on Mr. Hamill's exquisite taste in music.

Mark Hamill loves The Beatles and even has a totally bitching Beatles memorabilia collection. A man after my own heart!

And, what's more, he love Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf." Again, could that man get any more awesome? I don't know, but with the impending release of the film version of "The Black Pearl," I'm sure we'll all get to see all new, never before imagined levels of awesome!

Happy Birthday Mark!!!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Longhorns Defeat Owls with 52-10 Victory!

Texas Longhorns looked good again tonight. Especially Colt McCoy, who is really coming into his own as a QB. He even set the new school record for passing TDs.

The previous holder of that record was beloved UT QB Major Applewhite.

It should be noted that Major is the running back coach at the University, and was on hand for the achievement. (P.S- I love you Major!!!)

The defense also put up an impressive stand with the Owls on the Texas 2 yard line. The Owls took 11 snaps and never made it into the endzone. Fantastic. Way to go defense!!

Overall, a great game!

Hook 'Em Horns!!!!